Wednesday, November 18, 2009

What’s up my 19th century homies

Alright, so I decided to start this journal because there seems to be so little voice for the underappreciated music out there, but everyone seems to know absolutely everything about fucking Mozart and Beethoven and Bach (I got a soft spot for Brahms). I don’t know if you realize it, but all of those posers are complete sellouts… we might as well go around and listen to some old minstrel carols like your grandpa listened to, because shit man, you’re destroying your brain with how unoriginal and unabashedly mundane these music choices are.

Music is found underground, that’s where you’re going to hear the best stuff, but it seems that too many of you ignorant, shallow drunkards are too frightened to get down and dirty, to really go underground to find some of the best composers around. People like the Bavarian Jomodest Mouse, the Austrian Franz Deerhoove or the English Lord Artic Monkeys. These are the composers that are really stirring up the pot, not sticking to gimmicks and power-chords, really coming up with something so original that your brain takes a trip to the exotic orient while you listen (don’t GET me started on the genius that is coming out of the Japanese region).

So this journal is an attempt to rip apart the old standards in an effort to get the truly gifted musicians more publicity. These guys need Concert Deals people!

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